This is very true. And they would not like to be wept over, I think.
Hey, I only checked out your ass that one time, and I'm not a stalker.
'To go Ham' basically means to put in an extraordinary, even aggressive, amount of effort. And I made a lot of pie. I used to think it was talking about the meat, and didn't really understand the why of it, or really look it up. But since I've met you, I've put two and two together and it makes a lot more sense to be a reference to you, than meat.
And I'm trying really hard not to be perverse, because I think there are rules about not flirting with people that are still in a hospital gown. If I'm going to hell I might as well