Well, I hope the letters go back with you then, even if she thinks you're on the powder. They shouldn't be wasted on us.
It's a long story, but I was in a polygamous marriage, with two men and a woman, and when our husbands vanished... Lets just say I have too much vinegar to have made it work, and we parted as friends instead of something worse later.
When they're ripe for picking, which must be done as soon as they bloom, they make a crack like lightning, so I'm guessing that's how they got their name. They're special apples that don't spoil, the skin is rainbow striped, and they're better than any apple you've ever had.