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Tweak says, "am i hot?"

Sir Jacob Frye (derailedatrain) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2022-01-31 22:30:00

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jacob frye, miguel o'hara

It is entirely possible that I may have made an error in judgement. In my own defense, I was left unsupervised and I have a history of very poor control over my impulses.

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	miguel_ohara 2022-02-01 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	What did you do while you were unsupervised and struggling with your poor impulse control? (Reply to this) (Thread)

derailedatrain
2022-02-02 01:01 am UTC (link)

So in attempt to be more modern, I attempted to use one of those newfangled electric razors. In my excitement I may have set the thing far too close to the skin and took off more of my facial hair than I meant to. And then I kept going. I have a bare chest, face and much shorter hair.

Not much of an issue, you might say, but I only just remembered that one, the most beautiful woman in the world likes to braid my hair, and two chest hair can itch like the devil when it grows back.

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	brynhild_ingouf 2022-02-02 05:30 am UTC (link)
	You will be surprised what I can do with shorter hair, my love. And I'll find some baby oil to make the itching much more tolerable. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	derailedatrain 2022-02-02 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Baby oil feels very apropos, given how I look something like a child now. Promise me you can tolerate this youthful look and that you will take this trimmer away from me and in turn I will promise that I won't do this again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brynhild_ingouf 2022-02-02 06:10 am UTC (link)
	You could shave every hair on your body so that you were as smooth as Dolphin, and you would still be beautiful to me. So that is easily done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	derailedatrain 2022-02-03 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Bless you, sweet lady, and your iron stomach. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brynhild_ingouf 2022-02-03 08:02 am UTC (link)
	My iron stomach? Do you not know how pretty you are? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	derailedatrain 2022-02-04 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I do. But I doubt I would be quite so pretty if I resembled an egg. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brynhild_ingouf 2022-02-04 05:04 am UTC (link)
	I will be honest, if you went that overboard with the electric razor, that I might giggle, but then I would make sure you felt as treasured, if not more so, as you do when you're sporting all the hair you possibly can. I'm in love with your heart, not your hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	derailedatrain 2022-02-04 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Certainly, you may occasionally have the most refined of taste but you are not a shallow woman. Still, one does enjoy hearing how securely they are loved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brynhild_ingouf 2022-02-04 06:02 am UTC (link)
	With that said... Is your hair long enough for me to get my fingers into it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	derailedatrain 2022-02-04 06:11 am UTC (link)
	Just long enough to pull on top but not long enough to braid, I would say. I haven't measured it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brynhild_ingouf 2022-02-04 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Well, it is fun to pull, in certain circumstances. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	derailedatrain 2022-02-05 04:30 am UTC (link)
	I have no idea what you mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brynhild_ingouf 2022-02-05 09:15 am UTC (link)
	No? None at all? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	derailedatrain 2022-02-07 04:25 am UTC (link)
	None, you will have to show me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brynhild_ingouf 2022-02-08 05:43 am UTC (link)
	I think you'll enjoy this bit of educational knowledge. (Reply to this) (Parent)