I'm from Derry, Maine on planet Earth. Are you some kind of spider-woman? We have spidermans spidermen here. You all should have a wall-climbing race. In the name of science. And we should get a day off school for it.
Slurping? What the fuck's the slurping from? Are they eating soup made off dead kids?
Merman are cool. Or at least the one we had here was. He was dating my sister.
A lot of people here sing, but I don't think any of them are green. None of the dragons here give out pamphlets. They'd probably just use their phones.