Heather
That's a very good attitude. I wish I could embrace it.
Oh no, I cannot promise that. I will pray but I will pray that there is going to be someone with a camera around and that the video ends up on this amazing thing called the internet. Because that's the kind of friend I am. Like, text me if you get drunk enough. I get the camera.
Oh, it would be. It would definitely include the live video of a murder. Whoever would do that to him or tries will have cut their lifespan very, very short. He'll probably make sure to hunt down every person that has seen it. And they he just ends up in prison again... at least they like tossing him in glass cells, makes communicating a bit easier, you know. So, maybe Dad prevented the invention of internet in Asgard so that he does not get pantsed on camera. That's a conspiracy theory for you!