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Tweak says, "I've just seen the face of God"

Ernest Hemingway (papahemingway) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2018-11-01 14:56:00

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lucy

Really? This was the freakiest shit you could think of for me?

Fair point, actually.

[Shep]
Just so you know, dead or not, I totally blame you for this.

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	isabellane 2018-11-01 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	Have you tried to see if you have any powers or abilities? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-11-01 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing. I don't think. Nothing I've figured out yet anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	isabellane 2018-11-01 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Would you like some help figuring it out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-11-01 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Sure... maybe you can magic me clothes that actually fit, too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	isabellane 2018-11-01 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	I'll bring you some of mine and we'll go from there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-11-01 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lucyfightsback 2018-11-01 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Are you saying it's freaky to be a woman? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-11-01 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, more that I make a freaky woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucyfightsback 2018-11-01 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	With everything that's going on, it could be freakier than you think. Any snakes in your hair? Feeling the urge to ride a broomstick? Are you growing scales? Any claws or a tail? Snake tongue? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-11-01 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	No. Nope. No. Nope nope. No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucyfightsback 2018-11-01 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, good. That gets rid of the female monster stereotypes I can think of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-11-02 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe the timing is just coincidence? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucyfightsback 2018-11-03 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	That must be it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Hem commander_shep 2018-11-01 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Is it because I spent almost a year as a man? Or the splashing in the testosterone pool? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Shep papahemingway 2018-11-01 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, fuck, I never even thought about the possibility of it lasting a fucking YEAR. It was the mixing up all that estrogen at my sausage fest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shep commander_shep 2018-11-01 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	It was because the island thought JR needed to have the twins. For whatever reason, I'm not knocking it. Just remember no glove no love, you should be okay. Thanks, I needed that. I was having an epic panic attack. Which is fucked up when you don't have a heartbeat or reason to breathe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shep papahemingway 2018-11-02 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, sure, that flawless island logic. Okay, don't get knocked up. Got it. I'm glad my ridiculous situation helped distract you. If you come to the meeting tonight, you'll get to see in person how fucking awkward I am in my new skin, and that should really give you a kick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hem commander_shep 2018-11-03 08:37 am UTC (link)
	Yep, fucked up logic to everyone else. Otherwise enjoy it. Get yourself a vibrator and go to town at least. Oh I'm coming. Whether you'll be able to see me or not is a whole different story. But just be yourself. No one expects you to be anything different just because you have boobs. And if they do, fuck them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Hem papahemingway 2018-11-03 09:43 am UTC (link)
	Damn, Shepard. I love your bluntness. I definitely will. Oh, it's that level of ghosty, huh? Definitely going to be a weird one. Thanks - I've been in this body before, back on the island, but I don't know - it feels different somehow. I can't explain it. My skin just feels... wrong. Whatever, maybe it just takes a couple days to settle into it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Hem

commander_shep
2018-11-03 09:58 am UTC (link)

Yeah the ghostly realm hasn't changed me at all. But yeah... Chick orgasms are better.

Yeah, that's why doors don't open for me and JARVIS has to manually make the elevator move. Well I'm fielding a guess here but you're a whole lot softer. You're used to being this big beefy dude. A man's man. I understand though. I felt that when I changed before. I definitely missed my boobs.

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