Eggsy
I'm not. I woke up younger and I've left myself these notes. One of them said I should go and look after Dad because he needed looking after. But when I found him he was dead. The state of his body doesn't make any sense though. He's got bruises on his neck as if he's been killed over night. But if he's been killed during the night why does his hand look like he's been dead for a year. I've been told that he was fine the day before. And he moved, Eggsy. That skeletal hand just moved and then it fucking fell to bone-y pieces. He's not properly dead and I don't fucking know what to do. The only message I left myself is 'he's fine, just occasionally put the bones together'. Is this a joke? Have I been left with a 'how to build yourself a father out of a pile of bones'-kit? Because the fucking manual is missing.