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Tweak says, "Flying toasters!!!"

Princess Tilde (swedishprincess) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2018-03-29 09:44:00

Entry tags:

!open, greg sully, ~jr sully, ~tilde

I can't deal with being a guy. It's just too hard, I can't work this thing, it's really embarrassing. I want to go back to my old self.

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	jrsully 2018-03-29 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Unfortunately we don't get a vote. Being a guy isn't so bad, you'll get used to it. Don't worry, you'll probably only be that way for a few weeks. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	swedishprincess 2018-03-30 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	I hope so because, this thing I have between my legs, I can't work it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jrsully 2018-03-30 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	That 'thing' usually has a mind of its own. If you can't work it you've got bigger problems than just being a guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	swedishprincess 2018-03-30 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I'm very much aware of that. I can't control certain urges. I don't want Eggsy to kill me because of those urges. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jrsully 2018-03-30 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	I'm in the same boat as you, just the opposite end of it, so I get it. But you have a partner who loves you and is currently equipped with the right parts to go with what you have. Relax, enjoy yourselves. ~~Don't get Eggsy pregnant~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	not_alex 2018-03-29 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	Do you want help calming down? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	swedishprincess 2018-03-30 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	yes, it's just....it's just that I don't know how to use this penis. It's like it has a mind of it's own. (Reply to this) (Parent)