Filtered away from the children
So... I thought I'd restir this pot, because it's gone and settled down. And, well, it's a new year, you need at least one proposition on New Years. I believe it's law somewhere.
So, Hi, I'm Alex. I'm a ghost, I'm Scottish, and I've been quite randy since I died. Would anyone be interested in scratching the itch of a ghost? I can promise a good time will be had by all.
And if you can't tell I'm fucking with you, then you need a right rap on your bloody head.