Because I owned and worked at a PA company. So if a gay person had said it, it wouldn't offensive? I can see there's one muscle you don't exercise a lot.
By labelling it 'offensive'. If you say so. God you're fucking boring, I have better things to do, have fun poncing around with boulders and shit. I'd say don't drop it on your head but I don't think it would make much of a difference.