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Tweak says, "all might!!"

Jo Harvelle Winchester (joannabethhw) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2015-09-01 01:23:00

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!open, ~stevie rogers

I need to dance. Who's with me?

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	god_of_poetry 2015-09-01 08:17 am UTC (link)
	Dance or dance (Reply to this) (Thread)

	joannabethhw 2015-09-01 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	Right now just dance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2015-09-01 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	Sure why not. As long as there's booze. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joannabethhw 2015-09-01 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	There is booze. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2015-09-01 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	Sold. I'm Anders by the way. Where to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joannabethhw 2015-09-01 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	Nice to meet you, Anders. I'm Jo. The pub. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2015-09-01 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure it will be. I'll see you there then. You can't miss me, I'll be the good looking guy there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joannabethhw 2015-09-01 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	Good looking guy, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2015-09-01 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if you're going to question it, I'll clarify. The best looking guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joannabethhw 2015-09-01 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, that's better. Though I think you need to work on your self esteem a little bit. (Ooc: assuming Anders might convinice her to go home with him after some dancing and drinking? lol) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2015-09-01 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	(OOC: Not home cause of Max but he might convince her into an empty apartment ;)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joannabethhw 2015-09-01 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	((Mood she's in, it won't take a whole lot of convincing lol)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2015-09-01 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	((OOC: He probably won't even have to use Bragi then.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joannabethhw 2015-09-02 05:03 am UTC (link)
	((Or, there was no sex at all and they just danced and drank and had some fun at the pub.)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2015-09-02 07:38 am UTC (link)
	((That can happen. Just let ppl believe it happened (cause it's Anders), cause I imagine others saw them together)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aedwardstark 2015-09-02 11:17 am UTC (link)
	(( Jo disappeared very early this morning so she's no longer there to contradict him)) (Reply to this) (Parent)

stevie_rogers
2015-09-03 06:58 am UTC (link)

That's my mother-in-law you're talking to like that. And if she were in her right frame of mind she'd punch you in the throat for even suggesting dancing with her. My father-in-law, if he weren't in knots about everything, would have you down the sights of a barrel. Or you'd already have a hole in your head.

Now me, I'm going to tell you: If you want to eat through a straw for the rest of your life let your hands drift anywhere that isn't respectful and I'll gladly oblige.

Don't ever talk to my wife's mother like that again, or I'll physically show you how to properly respect a woman. By snapping off a part of you that you might miss.

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	god_of_poetry 2015-09-03 08:32 am UTC (link)
	It was a fair question. Lots of women don't just mean actual dancing when they ask something like that. Besides, she enjoyed herself. We danced all night long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stevie_rogers 2015-09-03 08:42 am UTC (link)
	Actually most women mean just dancing. You only wish they meant anything else. You really aren't all that smart are you, little man? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2015-09-03 08:47 am UTC (link)
	Lots of women aren't most women. Learn to read. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stevie_rogers 2015-09-03 08:59 am UTC (link)
	Since 'most' would be the majority I 'lots' fit into that majority, you need to invest in a dictionary. And learn to shut your mouth when you're two steps from getting your tiny ass handed to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2015-09-03 10:22 am UTC (link)
	'Lots' means a certain number or a great many. 40% is a lot but it's not a majority or most. Most or majority would be more like over 50%. Words are kinda my thing dickwad, as is numbers, gambling and business deals, so I know the difference between two words. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

stevie_rogers
2015-09-03 07:17 pm UTC (link)

My guess is you're not very good at any of it. Because if Most, or the majority, is 50% or more it could be right up to 99.9% which would include your 'lots'. Because 'most' means to the greatest amount, degree or extent.

But that's neither here nor there, since I know my mother-in-law a whole hell of a lot better than you do since I was raised here. And Joanna Beth Harvelle-Winchester wouldn't have fucked you if your tiny dick was dipped in chocolate and decorated with gold.

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