Yeah you're right, it is exactly the kind of thing the island'd do. Well y'know being perfectly tanned is more important than having decent food. I know but in this case it'd be in a good cause, which'd make it worth while, right? Well okay less a good cause more a fucking stupid one given the options for how to spend our time, but still.
Save your self-pitying bullshit for someone who doesn't live with you, sweetheart. I fucking know you, Tucker.