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clint barton sees better from a distance ([info]tobeunmade) wrote in [info]colligo_threads,
@ 2012-05-20 03:40:00

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Entry tags:clint barton, parker

Who: Clint Barton and Parker.
What: A meeting in an unlikely place. Well...unlikely if you're not them.
Where: That would be telling.
When: Evening.
Rating: TBD.
Status: In progress.

To say that Clint was upset about Loki's presence in the city was a bit like saying the sky was slightly blueish or that oceans were, on occasion, somewhat damp. There weren't words to adequately describe the dread and horror Clint felt just thinking about the fact that the Asgardian was here. Their conversation over the network had left him feeling shaken, particularly in the wake of what he'd learned from Bruce. Coulson was dead. The man who had brought him into S.H.I.E.L.D., who had been his handler for years and his friend for almost as long, was gone. Loki had killed him. But, more than that, it was Clint's fault. Because Clint had been the one to help Loki escape. Mind-controlled or not, he blamed himself. Just seeing the god's face was enough to send a sharp spike of guilt through his gut.

So he was hiding, because somehow that was better than worrying ineffectually. He knew that Tasha would worry, because they'd been friends a long time and that was what she did, and that neither she nor Bruce wouldn't think it was a good idea to just go off by himself, but he needed to clear his head. And as much as he really wanted to shoot something, specifically a certain Asgard bastard, he knew that wouldn't be the best move right now. If he grabbed his bow now, he just knew he'd end up going after Loki, and there was no way that wasn't going to end badly. So, instead, he'd focused on a different sort of coping.

Most people wouldn't call hiding out in an air vent a normal or sane means of dealing with problems, but Clint had always been a bit of an odd ball. He liked high places, away from people but where he could watch the world around him. As a kid, with Carson's Carnival of Traveling Wonders, he'd found perches around the tight rope or the trapeze, sitting around and watching. Even at S.H.I.E.L.D. he tended to keep to the rafters or the vents, watching the junior agents as they went about their business. He'd always learned the best gossip that way.

After missions that went bad, the ones where they hadn't been quite good enough but not the close calls that sent him to the range until his hands bled, he tended to hide out like this, waiting out the itch that settled in his skin. He'd even had a favorite air duct back at S.H.I.E.L.D., where he would hide from paperwork and his superiors and just exist. This vent was new to him, and therefor lacking the instant ease the ones back home provided, but it was comfortable enough. He was in a building near the apartments, lying on his stomach and doing his best not to think about Loki and the sense of losing himself. It wasn't much, but it helped.

At least, until he heard the slightest noise in the vents. Other people might not have noticed, but Clint wasn't other people. He noticed things. He halfway hoped it was a threat because, while fights in vents were ridiculously impractical, he could use a chance to blow off some steam. Instead though, he spotted a vaguely familiar blonde head. Huh. That was unexpected. "Fancy meeting you here," he said at last, giving Parker a small smile.


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[info]inafivepoundbag
2012-05-20 11:26 pm UTC (link)

After what had happened with Loki and Crowley, and the magic stick of doom - as she had taken to calling it - Parker decided that it would probably be best if she took a breather before heading to work later that night. She knew she hadn't screwed up intentionally but she still had screwed up. Getting herself noticed by someone the likes of Loki was not something she'd wanted to do in the slightest. Now, she wasn't only noticed by him, she was known as the girl who had robbed him. And gotten away with it.

Scowling at her lousy luck, Parker crawled along through a veritable maze of ducts in one of the few buildings in the city she had explained to Molly a while ago meant she was 'off limits'. If someone asked where she was, the girl might not lie for her, but she was fine with telling people she wanted to be left alone. Having a few places like that tucked away helped when things got to be too much for her and she hoped it would help now.

Except, she realized as she turned a corner and came to an abrupt stop, she wasn't alone like she was supposed to be. There was someone there with her.

Someone was in her air duct.

Gasping in indignation, she gave the intruder a hard look for a second. It was the new guy - which meant she didn't know if he was good or bad. But considering Loki wasn't good, by any means, she wasn't going to hold her breath about this Clint fellow either. Nevermind if he seemed to like Fraggles and knew about the Smurfs. Sure, they didn't see eye to eye but he didn't seem that bad. But still.

He was in her place of solitude. Even with the smile he gave her helping to soften her look a bit, she was still clearly wary as she replied, "You're in my duct." Pausing, she sucked in a breath then tacked on, in a rush, "If you're going to hang out in air ducts then I have a few you need to not hang out in because they're mine. And you can find your own that I won't go near too. But it's okay this time since you didn't know." She abruptly stopped speaking again, tilting her head to the slide as she slid her legs back and layed down on her stomach, chin propped up by her hands.

"Why are you here anyway?"

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[info]tobeunmade
2012-05-21 02:29 am UTC (link)
Clint just stared at the woman, Parker he reminded himself, for a moment, processing what she'd said. Huh. Well, that was weird, but no weirder than preferring Smurfs to Fraggles. What was with that? Clint's knowledge of pop culture largely revolved around old kid shows, spy shows and movies, and shitty Syfy channel originals. Sharktopus had been a beautiful trainwreck and he was so looking forward to Piranhaconda. But he was getting away from the point. He knew a fair bit about Fraggle Rock and Eureka's Castle and Smurfs and Snorks, and Fraggles were just better than Smurfs. It was common sense.

Right. Still not the point. The point was that she had said this was her duct. Like she owned it. Like she had somehow purchased this series of air ducts for her own personal use. And that was kind of awesome. Maybe if he got home, he'd get Tony to give him a deed to the air ducts in the soon-to-be Avengers tower. What? He was supposed to believe it was going to be used for anything else? The A of Stark was literally the only letter left, and this was Tony. Of course his crazy little hummingbird brain would latch on to that and find a way to make life even more bizarre. Soon, they'd all be living together like the most fucked up and confusing reality show ever. The sort Coulson loved to watch but thought he kept secret. Had loved. Right.

He shook his head to clear it. Right. Talking. He should do that. "Sorry," he said. "I didn't realize someone had dibs on this one. How do you go about doing that, by the way? It's sort of relevant to my interests. I wouldn't mind owning some air ducts. Because of reasons." This was why he wasn't allowed on the internet. He was pretty sure there had been an office memo. He was getting distracted again. And she'd asked him a question that she probably wanted answered. Not that he planned on answering it truthfully. A real answer meant explaining things he wasn't ready to talk about, poking at wounds that were still too open.

"I've found that distance helps me see things better," he said with a shrug. "And there's this guy I'm avoiding. Bitchy Norse god with a diva complex and a sack full of crazy. Not the fun kind."

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[info]inafivepoundbag
2012-05-21 02:45 am UTC (link)

Parker was all set to answer his question about getting his own air ducts when he suddenly mentioned something she simply couldn't ignore. Something she wasn't about to wait to discuss. Eyes widening slightly, she raised up a bit in disbelief that was quickly becoming excitement.

"Is his name Loki?" she asked immediately. "Kinda tall, skinny, talks like he's stuck in ye olden times but with a slight twist?" She rolled her eyes. "I ran into him on the street." Parker let out a puff of air between her pursed lips, causing her bangs to flutter slightly. Watching them as they moved, she looked back to Clint when her hair went still again, then propped herself up with one arm and slid her free hand down her side clearly in search of something.

A few seconds later there was a faint crinkling of plastic as Parker began to speak again. "And I can show you a couple of maps that have the air ducts in the buildings laid out. So you can pick a few of your own." Finally, with a grin, Parker pulled the bag out of her pocket and held it out in front of her. There were a handful of fortune cookies, individually wrapped, inside the bag.

"Want one?" she asked as she opened the bag and reached inside.

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[info]tobeunmade
2012-05-21 02:58 am UTC (link)
He was expecting something else. He wasn't quite sure what, but definitely something. Something that wasn't a casual mention of how she'd run into Loki on the street. He looked in her eyes, but they weren't the clouded blue that spoke to Loki's control, so he could only assume she had somehow managed to get away from him unscathed. He refused to believe that Loki was simply behaving, so she had to have gotten away through some means of her own. But how? How was that even possible?

"You...ran into Loki?" he asked, unable to keep a hint of...something...out of his voice. It wasn't quite fear or disbelief, just an intangible note that spoke to a history, a very unpleasant history with the being in question. "Are you okay? I mean...of course you're okay. You're obviously okay. I just...how are you okay?" He was getting twitchy, thinking about Loki, so he latched on to the opportunity for another topic before thinking about it too much could leave him feeling worse than he already did. This girl had got away. Why hadn't he?

"I'd like that," he said to the offer of maps so he could pick out his own air ducts. He could make nests. Not sniper nests, but places he could hide and be alone. It was appealing. "Just mark yours so I know to stay away from them." She was being nice, so he was hardly going to invade her space. He blinked at the offer of a fortune cookie, then slowly nodded his head. This felt surreal, but it was a nice change. At least this was a nonsense that wasn't supposed to make sense, unlike the mess of his life lately.

"Yes," he said. "Please. Thank you." He reached out to take the fortune cookie, cracking it open. "Word to the wise," he mumbled to himself. "Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn...huh...solid advice." Then he shoved the cookie in his mouth, lucking the fortune into one of the zippered compartments of his tactical gear. He definitely needed normal people clothes.

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[info]inafivepoundbag
2012-05-21 03:23 am UTC (link)

For a long moment, Parker was so busy eating her fortune cookie that she didn't seem to even notice that he'd reacted the way he had about her casual run-in with Loki. She wasn't going to let heavy emotions like fear and anger and all the bad stuff seep into the happy, fun, joyful, fortune cookie eating time. No, his question would just have to wait until she was done.

Once she'd eaten every piece of her cookie, she peered down at the small slip of white paper and grinned. "Ignore previous cookie," she read out loud, snorted in amusement, then dropped the fortune into the bag and slid it back into her pocket. Now that she'd finished, she was ready to tackle the Loki topic once more.

With nothing more than a casually mentioned, "I accidentally stole his magic stick of doom. That's how I'm okay after running into him. It was this whole..." She flailed her hands for a bit. "Thing." Shrugging, she added without missing a beat, "And the main ducts to avoid are this one, one other across town that's nondescript like this, my place, my boyfriends' shelter, and the casino where I work. I'm in reclamation." She grinned at that last word, always finding it fun to say and amused that she actually had a job with such a title these days.

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[info]tobeunmade
2012-05-21 04:01 am UTC (link)
Clint waited patiently, well...not patiently but not exactly impatiently, as Parker finished her cookie. He was reasonably certain the topic of conversation would turn back to Loki sooner or later. Considering his conversations with her thusfar, he figured pushing it wouldn't help the situation. The only thing he could do was wait her out. So he was. And really, he didn't even mind all that much. It wasn't like he was all that eager to talk about Loki. He wouldn't mind some confirmation that she was really okay, not just very good at faking it, but other than that he could stand to wait a little longer before actually dealing with the fact that Loki was here.

He cocked his head to the side. "So...leapfrogging a unicorn is a good plan?" he asked thoughtfully. "I'm not so sure about all that. I mean...there are a lot of places a horn could hurt. I mean...unicorns are basically weaponized horses...and horses are assholes to begin with." He'd grown up in the circus. There were plenty of animals he wasn't on speaking terms with. Not that he talked to animals. It was just a saying. He could deal with horses if necessary, but that didn't mean he had to like them. He was sort of glad the others weren't here for this conversation. He'd have a hard time convincing them he wasn't crazy in the aftermath of Loki's mind-control if they heard this.

Then he stopped, full on froze, at Parker's next words. "You...stole his...you stole the Glowstick of Destiny?" What? Tony's names for things sometimes stuck. It didn't mean anything. "You stole it and it was...a thing." He paused to just breathe. Loki didn't have his scepter. He didn't have it so he couldn't infect his mind, or anyone's for that matter. He wouldn't feel that horrible, seeping cold again. For the first time since Loki had spoken to him, it felt like he could breathe. "Good. That's good. Really good. That's a really bad, evil stick. He shouldn't have it." He fidgeted. "He uses it to mind-control people. To steal their will. And sometimes, lots of times, stealing is fine. I used to steal a lot. But that's not cool."

He turned his focus back to air ducts, a much safer and less twitch-inducing topic, and nodded. "So not here. Not the other place. Or your place. Or your boyfriend's shelter. Or the Casino. Got it." He smiled slightly. "Want to help me pick out a few good haunts, so I can clear out of your duct?"

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[info]inafivepoundbag
2012-05-21 04:11 am UTC (link)

"Okay," Parker agreed easily enough, grinning broadly. "But first. Glowstick of Destiny?" She snorted. "That's awesome. That just needed to be said. It seemed important." Then she rolled over onto her back suddenly, wriggling around a bit until she'd pulled a folded piece of paper out of her pocket. Tilting her head back so she was peering at Clint, albeit from an upside down odd sort of angle, she casually, "He doesn't have it anymore. I didn't want to give it back to him so I gave it to my boss. He can handle it."

Rolling back onto her stomach, she unfolded the paper several times then laid it out flat between them in the vent. Yes, she carried the map in question with her. It made exploring easier. She didn't care what anyone had to say about it, thankyouvery much. Pulling her laser pointer from her pocket, she began running along the various lines through certain buildings in various spots on the map.

"If you want something by the park, there's some decent ones here," she explained. "And there's loads of good ones by the water still, too. The warehouse area can be loud but fun; there's always some kind of action going on there. Oh! And I guess the apartments where most of the non-locals stay should be neutral, because it's not fair that you can't use the ducts in your own place and I'm not giving them all up."

Parker looked back at him. "It just depends on what you're in the market for, for what haunts you want to pick," she finished with a snort and a grin. "It's not like air ducts are a high commodity around here."

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[info]tobeunmade
2012-05-21 05:56 am UTC (link)
"It's sort of just what we called it," Clint said with a shrug, though it was actually what Tony had called it and the rest of them had gone along with it because...why not? It was a pretty awesome name for the scepter if he did say so himself. And he did. Say so himself. A lot. "Thank you. I'm glad you think it's awesome." He paused a moment, just taking in the fact that Loki didn't have the scepter. He would never fool himself into thinking the man wasn't a threat even without it, but it certainly eased his worries about losing himself to Loki's thrall. "Good. I know I've already said that, but it's worth repeating. I'm really glad he doesn't have it."

He waited as she pulled out the map and watched her little presentation on air duct locations with the same focus he had at S.H.I.E.L.D. briefings, which was a lot more focus than he showed at S.H.I.E.L.D. briefings. What you saw wasn't always what you got with Clint. He made note of a few buildings as Parker went over them, and then when she was done, he took a moment to consider his options. He was picky when it came to his nests, but he'd seen a few good options. He actually had a pretty fair idea of where he wanted to claim.

"Here," he pointed out a spot on the map, then another. "Here and here. And," he paused and pointed out the apartment building he and Tasha had been assigned, "there...but only because I live in that building, so I'd be kinda twitchy if I couldn't use them. Like you said, I'm not actually claiming exclusivity there. Just want you to know you might run into me there." He'd picked one place near the park, another near the water, and one near the warehouse. Variety being the spice of life after all. He'd probably collect a few more as time went on, but that left him set for now. "Does that seem fair?"

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[info]inafivepoundbag
2012-05-23 05:30 am UTC (link)

Parker made notes on the map then got to work fishing her PDA out of her pocket. "Oh!" she tacked on as a thought suddenly occurred to her. "And no climbing around in the ducts in Nikola Tesla's lab. They're rigged for me only and if you get caught, he'll probably rip your throat out." She grinned over at Clint as she lined up her PDA with the map.

"He's a vampire," she said before taking a picture of the map. She pressed a few buttons. "Aaaaand, sent." Putting away her PDA, Parker folded up the map then glanced at her watch. Her eyes widened a bit and she stiffened. "I need to go," she announced. "Work calls!"

Starting to back up in the vent, Parker suddenly paused and looked back to Clint. "Want to see the fastest way to the casino from here?" she questioned with a mischievous grin. She wasn't quite late yet. She didn't see why not.

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[info]tobeunmade
2012-05-23 05:39 am UTC (link)
Clint sat there for a minute, pondering what he'd just heard. A week ago, he would have thought that sentence was too crazy to be true. Now he was on an alien planet in another reality, because he'd been kidnapped by god's little brother who looked like Morgan Freeman. And he'd just come off a fight with an alien god who had mind-controlled him for a while. His idea of 'too crazy' had really been pushed to its limits lately.

"No hanging around the air ducts in vampire Nikola Tesla's lab or he might eat me," he said with a nod. "Got it." Sadly, that really wasn't the weirdest sentence he'd ever spoken. This week. He kind of missed the days when he just hung out on roofs and shot things from a distance. That had been simple.

He found himself frowning when Parker said she had to go, but he immediately brightened when she offered to show him the fastest way to the casino from where they were. If nothing else, it would keep him from being bored. "Sure," he said with a grin. "Sounds like fun."

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