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Tweak says, "INTO MY BASE FOR FOODENINGS?"

Sirius O. Black (pad_foot) wrote in colligo_threads,
@ 2010-09-08 21:26:00

Entry tags:

!closed, rose tyler, sirius black

WHO: Female!Sirius and his Pisshead (Rose)
WHAT: It's a girls night. Sirius'll say its a date, but he is lying.
WHEN: About 10.30/11 pm
WHERE: Sirius' flat
RATING: PG-13, for Sirius' language
STATUS: Incomplete

Sirius padded out from the kitchen, still dressed stubbornly in his 'The Clash' t-shirt and his old 'lucky' boxers (the ones with the bones on them). It was an outfit which Rose had seen him dressed in several times before. Only it wasn't the same now, because today he was a few inches shorter and quite a bit thinner. He also did not have the right anatomy to fill a pair of boxers, but exactly the right anatomy to stretch his shirt. Which was annoying. In his hands a lit cigarette dangled, along with a bottle of vodka that he held out to the blonde girl sat on the sofa. Because some things never change.

"Stop laughing," he told her, slinging his new body down on the other end of the sofa and squirming uncomfortably, a disgruntled expression splashed across his (her?) face. "This is a fucking nightmare. How can you stand it?" He groaned, taking a final drag on the cigarette before leaning forward to stub it out in the overflowing ashtray. The flat was slowly going back to its usual (disgusting) state after Pete's attempt at tidying, but there were very few patches of bare carpet remaining. So it wasn't all bad.

"Honestly," the animagus grumbled. "If I don't wake up tomorrow with a cock I'm definitely killing myself."

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blaidd_drwg_
2010-09-12 06:58 pm UTC (link)

She quirked an eyebrow when Sirius claimed it was better than a no before shrugging. She guessed he was right; if it was a no this would be worse surely. At the moment there was still the slightest of hopes that things might turn out well. Nodding, she took the bottle when he passed it over. He would say he had to think about it if it wasn't something he thought required a lot of thought, something he wanted to make a proper decision on.

"You do realise that if he says yes, our...late night calls wont be happening anymore."

It was a shame, yes. Sirius certainly was good at that sort of thing. But strangely enough so was the Doctor. She smiled as she remembered as much as she could about the drunken night, well semi-drunken night, they had. Maybe it felt amazing because she loved him. But yes, Sirius was skilled, she would give him that.

Taking a swig from the bottle, she swallowed before wiping at her mouth and looking over at Sirius. If she hadn't known him so long and as well as she does she would have found him eating the apple rather sickening. But he had done more disgusting things.

"Just have to wait and see."

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pad_foot
2010-09-16 10:00 am UTC (link)

He laughed. "As long as you're still drinking with me," he assured her, with a grin and a wink that had girls swooning when he was a bloke. Sirius knew enough to know that Rose really loved this Doctor bloke, and he wasn't so selfish as to stand in the way of that. Anyway, it wasn't like he couldn't get sex anywhere else... But the blonde was good company, and he'd be sorry if he lost her completely. Plus, she was unbelievably bendy.

Another loud crunch echoed through the flat as Sirius took another bite of apple, mixing with the 70s music that was on in the background. Sirius rolled his eyes, finishing off the apple and speaking loudly and dramatically around a mouthful. "Don't look so depressed. What will be will be. Que Sera, Sera!"

He stretched to one side, grabbing his wand and flicking it so the apple core he held in his hand wriggled, blurred, and morphed elegantly into a white flower. Sirius grinned, offering it to Rose with an exaggerated flourish before getting to his feet. He bellowed over his narrow shoulder as he moved to the kitchen, pushing back his curtain of dark hair. "How'd you meet him anyway? Make a habit of picking up aliens of the streets? You hussy."

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