So my cell has no network, I can't find any money in my wallet, I don't know anyone around here, and I've only just found out where here is. This is totally becoming like the worst day ever. At least there's some helpful dudes and dudettes around, cause the others I spoke to either blanked me or just said weird scripted stuff. Major props goes out to anyone who gave me a helping hand when I got here.

Yo, so is this like a messageboard or something? Cause uh, I could do with some non-automated conversation if there's some going. Plus some more info on this weirdo place would be cool right about now. Peace out.