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Tweak says, "Que me follen."

Darcy Lewis (goingonfacebook) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-09-22 01:35:00

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canton everett delaware iii, darcy lewis, faith lehane, thor odinson

Right, so would anyone care to explain why I just woke up in some strange apartment? My first thought was that I'd become part of that 80% of teenagers who get kidnapped, but the college textbooks with my name on them kind of killed that theory. Then again, there shouldn't be college textbooks with my name on them, because, oh I don't know, I'm still in high school. That and usually kidnappers don't leave fancy PDAs where their kidnap victims can have access to them and there's no one else in this apartment. So, anyone know what's going on? My parents are going to expect me home at some point and I'd love to know where I am so that I can actually get home.

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	wrongchosenone 2012-09-23 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Hey uh.. right so you're stuck in this place called Colligo. Read this cause it explains everything. I know it's crazy, but it's just.. true. You're Darcy, right? I'm Faith. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 03:28 am UTC (link)
	What kind of conspiracy is this? Do you really expect me to believe all that? And how do you know my name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2012-09-23 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Because you've been here before. Just older you. You're a friend. You can look up your name and see stuff you've written. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Are you yanking my chain? I mean, how do I know that this isn't come colossal prank? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2012-09-23 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Afraid not. Um, you don't. You just have to trust. There's no way to get out, or change things. I've been here longer than a year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, so say that I decide to believe you and I have actually been abducted by some alien god, explain why there are college textbooks with my name in them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2012-09-23 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	That I'm not really sure. I mean I guess the older you was going to take classes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Well unless I was doing homework prior to taking classes, I'm guessing I was already taking them. God, this is too weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2012-09-23 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	That's a safe bet, yeah. It's totally weird, but I guess I'm used to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Well looks like older me if gonna have some absences, cause otherwise she's gonna have some fails. So, you said your name is Faith? How do we know each other? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2012-09-23 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Good plan. Yep, that's me. Uh, we hang out. We both like Spice Girls, and now we're uh.. friends, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously? I told you about that? Well, I guess if I was gonna tell anyone at least it was a fellow Spice fan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2012-09-24 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I mean it was kind of an accident. There was singing involved. Totally embarrassing but awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-24 12:09 am UTC (link)
	I sang? Damn! Was I drunk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2012-09-24 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Nope, these phones were messed up and broadcasted to uh.. everyone. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	likeyourwheels 2012-09-23 02:31 am UTC (link)
	The explanation's a bit complicated, and its believability depends upon how open your mind is to bizarre situations. As for now, I'll start with the fact that you're perfectly safe. You have been kidnapped, but not really in the sense you're using it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I read that "explanation" and I'm not so sure I can expand my disbelief as far as I'd need to expand it to believe all of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeyourwheels 2012-09-23 04:22 am UTC (link)
	That's completely fair. It isn't as though this is something that happens every day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, can't exactly remember the last time that I was kidnapped and then told that I was on some alien planet where things like sex water and genderswaps are a thing that no one bats an eyelash at. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeyourwheels 2012-09-23 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, there are eyelashes batted. We're batting plenty right now, but there's still not much we can do about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	So, this guy just does stuff to everyone and no one tries to vanquish him or whatever? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeyourwheels 2012-09-23 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	People have tried. But it doesn't really do much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	So, now we just wait? Great. Got any tips for a sorta newbie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeyourwheels 2012-09-23 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	My best advice is to just get comfortable. I've not clue how long you're going to be here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I guess one good thing that's come out of this is that I don't have to work on that essay for bio. So, what's your name? Do you know older me? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gethammered 2012-09-23 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Lady Darcy! You seem most perturbed! What trouble has befallen you? Say the word, I shall vanquish your captors! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Okay, that's two people who know my name. Explain, blondie and don't try to tell me that we're on some alien planet where weirdo shit happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gethammered 2012-09-23 03:50 am UTC (link)
	I viewed this place as more of a strange realm than an alien planet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-09-23 05:10 am UTC (link)
	That doesn't exactly give me an answers, He-Man. How do you know my name too? (Reply to this) (Parent)