InsaneJournal

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
You may leave through an entry/exit door during the exit delay period without causing an alarm.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Air. Funny how that works when you're sitting in the rafters.

3. What were you doing before you started answering these questions?
Watching a skeevy looking guy at the Roulette wheel.

4. What is the last game you played?
I don't know. I play games all the time. My favorite is "figure out how to get past security".

5. Without looking, guess what time it is
4:24PM

6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:24PM Ha!

7. When did you last go outside? What were you doing?
I hung out on the roof of the shelter for a little while, a few hours ago. I just felt like it.

8. Did you dream last night? Do you remember your dreams?
No and yes.

9. When did you last laugh?
This morning. I was watching Tom & Jerry. I love that little mouse! He rocks.

10. Have you seen anything weird lately?
Nope.

11. What do you think of these questions?
I don't care.

12. What is the last film you saw?
To Catch a Thief. I watched it last night.

13. If you could live anywhere at all, where would you choose?
Here. But I want the people who left to come back.

14. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I don't buy stuff. I like money, not things.

15. What is something about you that most people don’t know?
Nope. Not answering this.

16. If you could change one thing you’ve done, what would you do?
Not answering this either.

17. Do you like to dance?
Not really.

18. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
No.

19. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
A contact of mine in the city. You wouldn't know him.

20. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
I don't know. Something Hardison said for me to get when he was here, probably.

21. When was the last time you went swimming?
I don't swim unless I have to.

22. What type of music you like most? Dislike most?
I don't judge based on a type. I like certain songs.

23. Are you listening to music right now?
No.

24. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Beige. Boring.

25. If you could change something about your home, what would it be?
More airducts.

26. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Yes.

27. Do you have a garden?
No.

28. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes.

29. What is the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
It depends on where I wake up.

30. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
DB Cooper

31. If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Good question.

32. Who sent the last text message you received?
Clint, maybe? Or possibly Nate. I don't know.

33. What time is bed time?
Whenever I fall asleep.

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No.

35. How many tattoos do you have? If you don't have any, have you ever thought of
getting one?
No comment.

36. What did you do for your last birthday?
I don't celebrate my birthday.

37. Do you carry a donor card?
No.

38. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Clint, in the ventilation system of the shelter. We had tacos.

39. When's the last time you ate something homegrown?
No clue.

40. Have you ever won anything?
Yes.

41. Are you a good cook?
No.

42. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Pfft. Yes.

43. Have you ever worn a school uniform?
Yes. Not because I had to. For a con.

44. What's under your bed?
My gear.

45. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.

46. What’s the first word that pops into your head?
Money.

47. Where were you on Valentine's day?
Hiding out from zombies.

48. What time do you get up?
Whenever I wake up.

49. What was the name of your first pet?
George. She's a ficus.

50. What are your plans for this weekend?
There's a new exibit at the art museum. I was thinking about checking it out.

51. How are you feeling right now?
Ew, feelings.

52. What do you think about the most?
Money. And how to break into places. Mostly money.

53. What do you do when you’re bored?
Figure out how to bypass security at various places.

54. What do you do for a living? Do you love your job?
I'm Head of Reclamations at the casino and then, back home, I'm part of Leverage, Inc. Both jobs rock.

55. What did you want to be when you grew up?
I just wanted to be rich.

56. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
What I do now.

57. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The egg. The chicken was too busy coming up with reasons to cross the road.

58. How many keys on your key ring?
Ha! Keys.

59. What kind of car do you drive?
A 2010 Aston Martin Volante Convertible.

60. What are your best physical features?
All of me.

61. What are your best characteristics?
I'm awesome!

62. What kind of books do you like to read?
Books about new security systems.

63. What is your favorite time of the day?
Afternoon.

64. Where did you grow up?
Not answer this one either.

65. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No.

66. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes.

67. Do you have pets?
Yes.

68. How many rings before you answer the phone?
Three.

69. What is your favorite childhood memory?
Meeting Archie.

70. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Let's see. I was an acrobat, a getaway driver, a thief, an heiress, a nun, a pop star, Alice White on a jury... I've had lots more but I'm tired of listing them now.

71. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
No.

72. What is most important in life?
Money.

73. What inspires you?
Money.

74. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
None of your business. That's what.

75. Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life?
Not Sophie. She's terrible.