I had some time to fill here and there between the constant city hall verbal beatings meetings and gremlin killings, so I dug out that question thing. Finally finished it! Good thing it wasn't on paper, or it might have gremlin gut stains.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Weird wording. I got a small chunk out of my forearm hitting a reef when I was a kid.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Some kind of drywall. Sometimes [CENSORED]
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Rarely (RARELY) snore. It happens!
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Classic rock, swing and other dance music, stuff that Ianto puts on
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Yeah, but I don't know off the top of my head how to convert it.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? [CENSORED]
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Things that are gone.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? Wedding ring.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? About six feet.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC Yes No. Did you lose a question mark or did I?
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No way.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Myself. That's how crying works; your own body produces the reaction.
13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Losing my As if I'd put it here.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? How very heteronormative! I like people's natural coloring.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO/PROPOSING TO SOMEONE AT? Ianto was the one who proposed, or proposed to "not-marry" me as we were calling it (we got over it), while we were cozied up with blankets and cocoa by a fire. Definitely worked for me!
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Ham, basil, or onion, but not all three together on the same pizza.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? [CENSORED]
19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? Blue! Looks great on me, too!
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Yeah, and definitely not one of the better fish I've eaten. Never doing that again.
21. WHAT WAS THE MOST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Something too private to announce here. It was from Ianto.
22. DO YOU DO DRUGS? Rarely ever anymore.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Nope, but I'm flexible!
24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Not exactly a brand, but I wear this RAF coat almost all the time when I'm dressed.
25. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY? Probably Chris Isherwood. Very fun guy. If we're talking people we never met, Oscar Wilde.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Back home, yeah.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Pteranodon.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I can't control it even when I've wanted to, so probably.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Obviously, you want to stage a big musical number complete with choreography. What do you think? Use honesty. Visual aids and demonstrations don't hurt.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED. I think all the sarcastic answers to this one have been covered. 42.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Why not both? And what about all the others? Another biased question!
32. WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU'RE ON THE PHONE MOST WITH? Are we talking personal, business, commercial, or world-saving? When I'm on the phone, I'm always on the phone with myself.
33. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE? In bed. Our bed, specifically, not just any random bed out there. Although...
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY? Uh, gee, you think?
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Ianto's coffee.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? See above about celebrities. Several.
37. FIRST JOB? Poster boy. Look at this face.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes! Prank holograms are even better.
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE? Nope. For starters, everyone would have to have a soul first, and some people clearly don't. I'm shaky on the soul concept, anyway.
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? [CENSORED]
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yeah, plenty of times.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Where do we start? In no particular order, my hair, my eyes, my smile, my jaw, my award-winning ass, my hands, my aim...
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? I wear them almost every day! The Doctor even got me some new ones for Christmas.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? [CENSORED] And cake!
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I have as many as I want to have.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope. And not meteors or comets.
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU MISS ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL? "High school" didn't exist when I was getting educated. School in general... break time?
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? The same kind that Ianto uses.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yep! My handwriting's pretty awesome, even when I'm in a rush. Blame the Victorian era, HAD to have good handwriting
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham, though sandwich-wise, I actually like egg sandwiches better.
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Chewing things like ham without closing my mouth or just shoving food in. But I've got a lot better about that!
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON? YesNo I don't know!
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? If I was another person, it better not be because of a paradox. That said, sure!
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH THE IDEA OF 'FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS'? Yes, definitely, but it's all down to open communication about that.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Yeah. My good looks definitely help me out.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Shoot something. Usually something on a gun range, less usually something in the face.
58. WHAT SUPERSTITIONS DO YOU HAVE? Yeah, I'm not going to share any if I have any.
59. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE? Wow, we're getting even more personal.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Cricket bat.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Way too many back home, and not very many here in the PDA.
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID? What's a barney? Was that supposed to be blarney? I'm not Irish.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? I don't know, does [CENSORED]
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed potatoes! No wait, macaroni and cheese! No wait, BOTH! But not mixed together. On the same plate, oh yes.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? [CENSORED]
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Too many to be bothered listing. I've accumulated a lot of them. I think I like Captain of the Innuendo Squad best, though. Cariad isn't a nickname
67. IF YOU HAD YOUR OWN TALK SHOW, WHO WOULD YOUR FIRST THREE GUESTS BE? Oscar Wilde, Stephen Fry, and the Doctor's previous regeneration with his gob. That'd be one hell of a show.
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Find That Missing Apostrophe! Or probably something Star Trek-- great characters, and great unintentional humor.
69. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES? See #57-- shoot them. Why is THIS #69?
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Anything that [CENSORED]
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? You can't have mine. And sometimes I have [CENSORED]
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM? Bedroom? No, and not at home, either.
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT? [CENSORED]
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Somewhere around 200 mph, while driving. This surprises no one who's ever been in a vehicle with me driving it.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? No way.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? My fingers typing. Oh, and Ianto.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Coffee. Mmm, coffee.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I forget, more texting than talking recently. Maybe Ianto again?
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Here's the heteronormativity again!
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? [CENSORED]
81. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO HATE? ... Weevils? Cardiff weevils, not ship weevils.
82. WHAT'S YOU FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? Is the 'r' hiding out with those apostrophes?... probably August.
83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY? All the delicious kinds. Mostly truffles. They're delicious, plus, [CENSORED]
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND? Yeah. xoxo Rose!
85. WHAT IS YOUR NATURAL HAIR COLOR? Brown.
86. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? Blue. And yet this doesn't ask about natural... haven't they heard of colored contacts? In that case, still blue.
87. FAVORITE SHOES? My brown boots. Perfectly broken in!
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE? Chinese takeaway back home.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT? Place back home that does a great sit-down meal plus live music for dancing.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yes! And sashimi. This is unrelated to the goldfish question, right?
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Coffee mug heading for my face. For drinking, not smashing my nose. Ianto making his thinking face
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I decline to answer publicly on grounds of sappiness. It's in August.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Harmonica. (Seriously!)
94. POLITICS? Question?
95. KISSES OR HUGS? What, Hershey's? Kisses either way, but I give fantastic bear hugs. Maybe hugs for more wide-range use, then.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Depends on the person and what I'm looking for.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Christmas presents for people I got presents for. I forget which of them was the last purchased!
98. DO YOU HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM OR HIGH SELF-ESTEEM? Yes.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Farmer in the Sky, by Robert Heinlein.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: [CENSORED]
101. DO YOU DRINK? SMOKE? Drink, and don't smoke tobacco.