[James & Remus] My hair is PINK. PINK and SPARKLING. We did this is fourth year. You better not be reliving your criminal pasts on MY hair, gentleman.
[Merlin] Merlin, I expected better from you. What happened to the truce? This is bad form. FIX IT.
[Regulus] REGULUS! If this is your fault I am going to jinx you until the only use for your balls will be as a very unpleasant pair of earrings!!!!
[Snape] Snivellus? Are you FINALLY getting me back for when we were fourteen? Surprised it took you so long. But if you don't want to relive our school days in a series of painful episodes I'd sort this out.