| Britney Spears? Not So Much. |
[Dec. 11th, 2007|03:05 pm] |
Title: Britney Spears? Not So Much.
Fandom: Wrestling; WWE
Rating: PG
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Pairings: None.
Word Count: 475
Disclaimer: Jillian Hall is property of herself
Author's Note: ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) 100_women prompt - 048 - Sing.
The other divas were either wincing, or had their fingers in their ears. Jillian Hall was at it again. And it was not good. She had her ipod in her ears, and was singing along to her fave singer, Britney Spears. Melina let out a groan and looked at her friend. She didn't want to hurt Jillian's feelings, but the screeching had to stop. It was clear that the poor girl didn't realize how tone deaf she really is.
"Hit me baby...one more time!" Jillian caterwaled at the top of her lungs. It was enough to shatter glass. Candice Michelle and Mickie James winced.
Not realizing her effect on the other divas in the RAW locker room, she kept on, thinking in her mind that she sounded good. She put on her shiny pink top and laced up her wrestling boots, still making god awful noise that she confused with music. Melina shook her head as she walked over and tapped her tag team partner for that night on the shoulder. When the blonde looked up at her, Melina shook her head and gave her friend a pleading look.
"What?" said Jillian, now giving the dark haired girl a mock pout. She had her hands on her hips and her ipod was still blaring away in her ears.
Melina gently pulled the ear pieces of Jillian's ipod of our her ears. "We have to go to the ring soon. You might want to save your voice for when you have to go out and sing to the audience. You have to upstage Lillain, remember?"
Jillian's face lit up like a Christmas tree. "Oh you'e right! I can sing Toxic to all the fans while I'm in the ring. And prove to Lillian who the real singing diva is here in this company. But I should practice first before we go out there."
Beth Phoenix, Mickie, Candice, Maria Kanellis, and Melina groaned as Jillian turned her ipod up and sang along. Her mp3 player was so loud that she could not hear how she sounded as she sang along with it, putting on her makeup before having to go out to the ring.
"With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride. You're toxic, I'm slipping under." Jillian howled along with the music in her ears.
Beth walked over, tapped Jillian on the shoulder, and then pointed towards the clocking. It was time for the two of them, along with their partner Melina, to head out to the ring. As Jillian turned off her ipod, and put it away, the other divas let out a silent sigh of relief. Peace and quiet, if for a little while.
The three heels headed to the ring, Jillian more excited than ever to sing for the crowd, as Beth and Melina were dreading what was to come. |
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