Almost like a happy little family, only most family members didn't leave their porn mags lying about on the floor for the world to see and goodlord where did the girl get that book?
Eyeing the open magazine with a curious, somewhat shocked gaze, he glanced down to the cheery little girl. Youth, these days. "So," he began, in the most conversational tone he could manage. "What have you... er, gotten so far?"