"I'll tell you what I told him: I don't have, have never had, and will never have a 'boyfriend'." He laughed, amused, and turned away again to continue down the stairs. "What would I consider myself to him? Hmm... besides nothing, like I already told you... well. He was something like nine thousand years old, but claimed to be the prime minister of Britain, happily married with a wife and kids. I was watching him."