The Thin Line [Complete] Who: Envy (notapalmtree) and Mighty (awarmred) What: FACE OFF, BABY When: Earlier today? Where: Random room Warnings: Swearing, murder, creepy Mighty?
Mighty: *walking down the hallways casually, quietly looking around for other people*
Envy: *randomly checking out unlocked rooms and taking stuff from the closets because he's that bored* *walks into another room, leaves door open, checking everything out and then stepping up to the closet, back turned to the door.*
Mighty: *smirks, catching sight of him - lingers at the doorway* *folds arms, just watching* Petty thieving suits you, Envy.
Envy: *eyes widen slightly, turns back quickly and looks slightly surprised because he didn't even hear any steps* Ggh- *smiles, placing his hand on his hip, looking pissed off.* ... Heh, what's it to you? Can't blame me for being so bored.
Mighty: Aww, did I frighten you, little girl~? *drops arms to sides, claws dangling a little, smiling a little scarily now* Nothing, just commenting on it. Bored, hmm~?
Envy: *rolls eyes* Aren't you original. *crosses his arms, unimpressed* Yeah, and you aren't helping. So go away before I decide to have some fun with you. *shrugs, looking cocky, and turns his back on Mighty*
Mighty: You can't blame me for calling you a girl, what with your rampant mood swings and girly hair~ Actually... *advances into the room* maybe we could play? I still have to pay you back for the way you talked to my dearest Chii, after all~
Envy: *turns head, exasperated* You don't want to play with me, you little freak. And the little bitch deserved more than that for being so fucking annoying. Now go away.
Mighty: I really, really do~ *keeps coming closer, slowly, deliberately* Not entirely wise, to turn your back on me~ or insulting my dearest Chii, for that matter.
Envy: *drops head, sighing.* You know what? *turns to Mighty again, looking slightly insane.* You just proved that you're even more annoying than she is. *one arm turns into a long blade* I think I'm gonna have some fun with you after all, chimera.
Mighty: Finally. Let's play, little girl~ *battle stance* Though I have to wonder why you keep calling me that ridiculous name.
Envy: Keep calling me that while you can, chimera. You won't be able to very soon. *grins, running towards Mighty and swinging his blade!arm*
Mighty: I'm an armadillo, you little idiot. *seems pleased that he made the first move; curls up into a ball and launches self at Envy's chest*
Envy: *completely unexpected* Ggh! *protects self with the same arm, trying to stay on his feet after the impact* You little- *throws the other arm towards Mighty, trying to catch him*
Mighty: *Is knocked away by the grabbing arm, landing awkwardly some feet away* Ggnn...
Envy: *free arm becomes elastic and tightens around Mighty* You're mine, you little freak. *grinning widely, steps closer to him, holding his blade!arm up*
Sipp (.... >> << >> << >> << KINKY *shot*)
Noodles: (LOLTENTACLERAEP)
Sipp: (What)
Noodles: (in the butt)
Sipp: (THAT MAY BE DIFFICULT WITH MIGHTY'S SHELL)
Mighty: *uncurls with some difficulty, kicking at Envyin the process* Sorry, not into girly freaks.
Envy: GAH- Stay still you fucking chimera!! *tightens even more* Those who roam: Mighty: *bites him hard with vampire teeth, wheezing a little*
Envy: *lets go of Mighty very suddenly, yelling in pain* YOU FUCKING-- DO YOU WANNA DIE THAT BADLY?! *tries to swing his blade!arm at him again*
Mighty: *ducks under the hit, somewhat sloppily, licking lips* mmm~
Envy: *getting VERY frustrated* *attacks Mighty in any way he can while his arm returns to normal and heals*
Mighty: *dodges most of the attacks, laughing maniacally - but seems to also enjoy getting hit* Not getting angry now, are we~?
Envy: *doesn't talk, just yells randomly and continues to hit Mighty as much as he can, finishing off with a kick and jumping back, looking like he just got an idea.*
Mighty: *knocked back several feet, bleeding from a few places, just laughing still* Is that the best you can do~?
Envy: You little fucker. *grins* If you like that little bitch so much- *slowly begins transforming into Chii as he speaks* Let's see how you do *voice changes* While looking a her face. *still has a wicked and cocky smile*
Mighty: Tsh, tsh~ that sweet face doesn't suit you at all, Envy *lunges, claws outstretched*
Envy: *dodges, standing behind Mighty and holding him tight with both arms, grinning* I wonder what it feels like for you shitheads to die at the hands of your little loved ones.
Sipp: (Mighty: *BOOB'D* D:)
Mighty: Do you really think you have the skill to kill me, little girl~? *grabs hold of Envy's arms, squeezing tightly*
Envy: *turns arms into stone, Mighty's claws getting stuck* Wanna find out, 'Mighty Big Brother'? *squeezes*
Mighty: *wheezes more, but bends down, flipping "Chii" over him and into the ground*
Envy: *crashes against the closet's doors, arms and appearance turning back to normal* Agh... you little fucker!... *looks up at him, enraged* YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD! *stands up and lunges towards Mighty, arm turning into a blade again*
Mighty: Is that so~? Too bad you're so weak *also attacks, claws outstretched*
Envy: *arm pierces Mighty, but nowhere near his heart. Still, Envy looks damn confident.* How does that feel, you little fuck- *coughs blood, looking down with widened eyes and seeing that Mighty's claws got him too* You-- fuck-- *dragging his words, he falls to his knees, still grinning.* I'll see you in a bit, chimera. *drops to the side, dead*
Mighty: Aren't you pathetic~! *laughs, maniacally, despite his injury... movements seem impeded, but doesn't care, tears Envy up some before finally drinking his blood*
Noodles: *mickey appears*
Noodles: Mighty: *wakes up* |: I had the coolest dream.
Sipp: >:|
Noodles: Envy: OOH MIGHTYYYYY~~
Noodles: *PSYCHO MUSIC*
Noodles: the end.
Sipp: Mighty: YOU MADE ME DINNER SWEETIE?
Sipp: Envy: *hauswife*
Noodles: Envy: ACTUALLY I JUST BOUGHT SOME NEW UNDERWEAR I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE.
Sipp: Mighty: Oh baby, you know what I love
Sipp: I demand a curse where Envy is Mighty's hauswaifu
Noodles: Envy: Do you find me sexy??
Noodles: TOTLI.
Sipp: Mighty: Of course, baby
Noodles: Envy: Oh, sweetiepie!
Sipp: Mighty: I bought you a new bra~
Noodles: Envy: Oh, honey, you didn't have to! D:
Sipp: Mighty: ^.~ Try it on for me~
Noodles: Envy: *giggle* Okay!~ OH PICKLES I FORGOT ABOUT THE COOKIES