..... Oh sonuva-- "--MOTHERFUCKINGBITCHHHHH- nghk." Yes. Yes, he did yell. And slightly squeak at the abrupt stop. He'd jumped from the good old Shinra 46's platform, but that was controlled: this, however, left his heart in his throat and a rising blood pressure that was definitely not good.
If Xigbar cared to look down, he would meet the most narrowest, glariest-glare that any universe (Rufus Shinra included) ever saw.
"Not my fucking fault I'm not a-- aaa- goddamn fucking pansy-assed twig who couldn't fucking eat fucking greens if they were a fucking Chocobo." Pause. "I'm going to fucking stab you in the face if you drop me." And that was an honest promise.