"I'm not." He tilted his head, skeptical about his words. "Even horses get sick, you realize." It was ridiculous to go flying with his clothes and hair soaking wet like that, considering the speed that they would fly, and--
He stopped in his train of thought as he felt something seriously wrong in his body. He looked down at himself, feeling as though he would suddenly throw up or just collapse, and just as he did, something appeared inside his shirt. His eyes widened and he peeked inside it, noticing-- breasts?
Near let out a small, undignified squeal that sounded nothing at all like his usual voice, and half hugged his torso, as if he could stop those things from existing just by covering them. And then it occurred to him, what if whatever had done this to him had also changed a certain part of his anatomy?
Blinking, Near looked down at himself warily (not even caring if Duo was there or not, it didn't matter right now), and his eyes widened almost comically as he verified that, indeed, it was gone.