"... The egg name could be its last name!" Ok, Vash was grasping straws, but at least he was doing it with some dignity, right? -- Or, as much dignity as he ever had.
"Ram-- oh, noodles, right? Sure~ There's a shop down the street, so you won't have to take Flower Power." ... And Vash was on a nicknaming spree. Just great. As for Cloud's indifference to poker, well, that'd be fixed. Quickly.