Clever Girl

Title: How to Give Socks and Influence Elves (and Pretty Professors)
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~8680
Characters and/or Pairings: Severus/Hermione, Minerva, Lucius, Narcissa, Harry/Draco, OCs.
Summary: When Professor Granger decides the Hogwarts house-elves deserve Christmas presents, it somehow ends up being Severus’ job to make it happen.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Nothing you recognize is mine. It all belongs to the clever Scottish lady.
Author's Notes: Written for the 2017 hoggywartyxmas fest as a gift for my dear friend shiv5468. She gave many inspiring prompts to work with, but the one that called to me was: The house-elves want to know why they don't get presents from Santa, someone has to explain. This may involve socks.
Thank you to my beta readers, sevfan and emynn, to my Britpicker, smallhobbit, and to the fabulous moderator. <3

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Title: Pudding First
Author: alisanne
Characters: Lavender Brown/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming, cunnilingus, fingering
Challenge: Written for daily_deviant's September Challenge. Themes/kinks chosen: analingus: rimming, yay!, podophilia: foot fettish!, alternate pairing: Lavender Brown/Hermione Granger.
Word Count: ~1250
Summary: She’d never considered herself a sensual person, but since getting together with Lavender, she’d learned all sorts of things about herself.
Author's notes: Thanks to my beta readers, sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Pudding First

Title: His Just Reward
Author: alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Summary: Draco gets his just reward.
Word Count: ~670
Warnings: Oral sex.
A/N: Written for hp_may_madness' 2016 fest.
Day Twenty-Six prompt(s) used: She/he's cute, I swear! Let me find a better picture!
Faith, hope, feather
Pairing: Hermione/Draco
Kink: Oral sex
Beta(s): sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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Title: As They Should Be
Author: alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger/Harry Potter
Summary: Ron shows he's sincere.
Word Count: ~1065
Warnings: Angst, unconventional double penetration.
A/N: Written for hp_may_madness' 2016 fest.
Day Five prompt(s) used: “Listen, that was the past. I’ve changed and I’ll prove it to you!” Close, dive, peach.
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Kink: Double penetration
Beta(s): sevfan.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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Title: Motivational Speaking
Author: alisanne
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Challenge: Written as my November 2014 's submission. Kinks/Themes Chosen: Homilophila: arousal when listening to or giving sermons or lectures.
Warnings: None that aren't covered by the kink and the pairing.
Word Count: ~1890
Summary/Description: The speaker was very good. Too bad Hermione despised him.
Author's Notes: Thanks, as always, to my beta readers, sevfan and emynn. I've been meaning to write this pairing for a while now, and this month's kinks seemed to fit them perfectly. :)

Motivational Speaking

Title: The Announcement
Author: alisanne
Characters: Charlie Weasley/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dub-con, choking/breathplay.
Challenge: Written for the August themes at daily_deviant. Themes/kinks chosen: coprolalia: dirty talk, harnesses: as used in bondage (mentioned in passing), salirophilia (deriving sexual pleasure from dirtying or disheveling one's partner: tearing clothing, covering in mud, messing hair or makeup, etc.; especially the "ruining" of a very attractive partner).
Word Count: 1800
Summary: Hermione's sure of her choice, so why is Charlie making things so difficult?
Author's notes: Dedicated to tamlane, who inspired this story with a discussion in her journal.
Thanks to emynn for checking this over for me.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

The Announcement

Title: Flying High
Author: alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Fleur Delacour/Hermione Granger
Summary: Things didn't turn out the way Hermione predicted, they turned out better.
Word Count: 700
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: Biting.
A/N: Written for hp_may_madness's 2014 fest.
Day three prompt(s) used: 15 meter club, lavender, biting.
The pairing was suggested by emynn. ♥
Beta: torino10154.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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Title: How It's Done
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Luna Lovegood/Hermione Granger, Severus Snape/Harry Potter (background).
Summary: Luna sees to the heart of things.
Word Count: 365
Genre: Romance
Warnings: None.
A/N: Written for hogwarts365's prompt #18: “A good heart these days is hard to find”. BONUS for the week: Femmeslash pairing.
Betas: sevfan and emynn
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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Title: A Most Mischievous Man
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Rabastan Lestrange/Hermione Granger (kinda)
Word Count: 740
Genre: Drama.
Warnings: Highlight for spoilers *Mental illness. *
A/N: Written for snapesgirl as part of my 8th LJ-Versary celebration. She requested Rabastan/Hermione, prompt: mischief managed.
Betas: sevfan and emynn
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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Title: His, Hers, Them | AO3
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4330
Summary: None of them know what they are but Draco’s dormant genes are strong enough to trigger a reaction to Harry saving his life that will change all of their lives forever. Hermione wakes first, confused as to what is real and what is not, no longer sure if her thoughts and feelings are her own or the work of the bond she isn’t sure she wants but is terrified to lose.
Warning(s): idea of losing power of will. veela fic
Disclaimer: This piece of art or fiction is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made, no copyright or trademark infringement, or offence is intended. All characters depicted in sexual situations are above the age of consent.

Title:Running Up That Building
Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
Rating:R
Disclaimer:I own nothing and make no profit.
Word Count:2404
A/N:Written for the otterandferret exchange.The prompt: 'I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.' I found it a very interesting quote and tired to use it as the base theme for my piece. Placebo's cover of 'Runing Up That Hill' was a heavy infuence on this fic I listened to it many times while writing this piece.
Summery: An Order raid leads to the capture of Draco Malfoy and Vincente Crabbe. It has been six months since Draco was captured, five since Crabbe broke down, four since he last spoke, three since Granger informed him his father was dead, two since Potter himself interigated him and one month ago Draco gave up. Things change, Draco feels liberated and starts to think and then Granger provokes him into breaking his silence.

Title:Oddly Thrilling
Kink Showcased:Cuckolding
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Draco and Hermione are happily married, but they both want more. Hermione agrees to become Draco's cuckquean and allows him to take Pansy as a girlfriend and for Draco and Pansy to shag in front of her.
Word Count: 2514
Author's Notes:I wrote this for hp_kinkfest. I took a leap out of my comfort zone but it was fun. :)

Title:Turning Point
Pairing:Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating:PG
Disclaimer:I own nothing
Word Count:643
A/N:For the prompt forest. :D
Summery:On Halloween Draco asks Hermione to meet her in the forest. Thinking he wishes to rekindle their secret relationship from 5th year she agrees but Draco has a far bigger task for her to think about.

Title:Toil and Troubled Reminders
Pairing:Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating:Pg-13
Disclaimer:I own nothing
Word Count:286
A/N:For the prompt cauldron.
Summery:On Halloween, every year, Draco makes healing potions while Hermione tries to get him to come celebrate with her. Every year he refuses.

Title:Pirates and Vampires
Pairing:Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating:PG
Disclaimer:I own nothing
Word Count:506
A/N:For the prompt vampire
Summery:Hermione decides to explain the muggle culture of dressing up on Halloween to a bewildered Draco

Title:Enchantment
Pairing:Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating:PG
Disclaimer:I own nothing
Word Count:133
A/N:For the prompt enchanted
Summery:Draco has an obsession with Hermione and refuses to believe that magic isn't at work.

Title:Escape Plan
Pairing:Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating:PG
Disclaimer:I own nothing
Word Count:461
A/N:For the prompt lantern
Summery:The trio didn't escape Malfoy Manor and Hermione was left behind to the mercy of Bellatrix. It causes Draco to have a change of heart.

Title:Guilty Relief
Pairing:Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating:PG
Disclaimer:I own nothing
Word Count:145
A/N:For the prompt cemetery
Summery:Burying Lucius on Halloween should be symbolic but Hermione can't let go of her illogical fear of her surroundings.


Title:Candles
Pairing:Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating:PG
Disclaimer:I own nothing
Word Count:209
A/N:For the prompt candles
Summery: Hermione is in charge of the pumpkins and Draco is in charge of the candles

Title:Into the Future With Eyes of Fear
Pairing:Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating:PG-13
Disclaimer:This is all lies, fiction and no profit made. I own nothing.
Word Count:890
Prompt: 22 Denial
A/N:written for a prompt table.
Summery: Even if he knows that it is true, Draco can't admit to loving her. First it was about survival, then it was about fear.



(Before, it had been about safety.
)

Title: Shag, Marry, Cliff
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Hermione Granger
Summary: Hermione does something rash for a change.
Word Count: 100 x 5
Genre: humor, romance
Warnings: Het. ;)
A/N: Written for kingsley100's prompt #31: Imagination
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Shag, Marry, Cliff

Title: The Option for More
Author: alisanne
Characters: Charlie Weasley, Hermione Granger
Challenge: Written for the 2011 hp_wankfest fest. We had to choose a person, location and object. My person: Charlie, location: The Burrow, object: dragon hide gloves.
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Word Count: +/-2000
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J. K. Rowling, Warner Brothers, Scholastic Books, Bloomsbury Books, and all other entities involved in the Potterverse. Nothing you recognize is mine.
Author's Notes: Endless thanks to my beta reader, the always fabulous sevfan, and to our wonderful wanking mods, who provided us all with yet another fabulous opportunity to practice some self love. *g*

The Option for More

Title: The Search for Peacocks
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Summary: Sometimes an Auror has to act on instinct.
Word Count: 385
Genre: Romance
Warnings/Content: Het implied.
A/N: Written for shiv5468's birthday. She requested: Lucius, Hermione and peacocks. Sorry it's so late, my dear, but the original story I started last week would not stop growing, and I figured you wanted your story this year, so I had to start over. Happy birthday!
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

The Search for Peacocks

Title: Finding His Way Home
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger (I know!)
Rating: G
Challenge: Written for draco100's prompt #139: Wikipedia Random Article. The article I got was: Altheim
Word Count: 100 x 6
Warnings: None, really, although around here I should prolly warn for implied het. ;)
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Finding His Way Home

Title: Spirited
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Hermione Granger
Word Count: 100 x 2
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Beta: sevfan
Challenge: Written for neville100's prompt #163: Spirit
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Hermione may be too spirited for some, but Neville thinks she's just right.

Spirited

Title: It’s In Her Kiss
Author: alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Word-count: 4550
Pairings/characters: Hermione/Fred/George, Harry/Luna, Dean/Ginny (implied), Ron/Lavender (implied).
Summary: The Ministry Ball is the social event of the year. The one thing that Hermione can always count on is that attending with Fred and George will never be dull.
Warnings: semi-public and public sex, voyeurism/exhibitionism, threesome sex, the twins being the twins.
Author's notes: Written for the 2010 as a gift for pettybureaucrat who requested: romance, lots of sex, be it public or private. Interesting locations for sex a plus.. I had a lot of fun coming up with this story.
Thank you to my beta readers, eeyore9990 and sevfan, and to my writing group, the Slashchat girls, for inspiring me. Thanks also to the mods of this fest for taking it over and allowing us all a chance to play again.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all other recognizable characters in this story are © J. K. Rowling, Warner Brothers, Scholastic Books, and Bloomsbury Books.

It's In Her Kiss