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[21 Sep 2018|02:13am] |
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Hello, and thank you for calling the Mount Zenith introductory placement hotline. Communication with the outside world is strictly forbidden. We realize you are here against your will, but rest assured it is for good reason, and your compliance in this matter will insure your stay is much more comfortable. In Mount Zenith you must learn to make the best of what you are given. We apologize for any inconvenience, night terrors, and/or bodily harm this may cause, and thank you for your patience.
You may find your rooming assignment to be unsatisfactory. If you are calling to voice a complaint about the noises you hear from next door, please note that at this time we cannot accept moving requests, as it throws off our obsessive compulsive tendencies. You have been placed where you are for good reason. At this time, you are not ready to understand why. Should you prove yourself worthy and ready of additional information, that may be provided at the hour of our choosing. In the meantime, you will find a pair of earplugs and a rudimentary bludgeoning tool in your bedside table. Please accept these as a token of our appreciation.
If you would like to leave a message, please leave your name, subject number, deepest fears, secret fetishes, and brief message at the tone. Thank you, and have a lovely day. |
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