Alessa just smiled coyly at him, and walked back to the pews to sit down. "Actually, I was lying. I would actually rather prefer that my life mate not be asexual." She looked up from the hymnal she was reading, and continued "It's a damn shame in my humble opinion."
Alessa looked at the clock that was in the room. "Mmm 3am already. You know, they say that this is the inverted hour? The hour of the day in which all of the big, evil, and scary things come out!" Alessa cocked her head back, and laughed.
She skipped over to the altar behind Sal, and removed the cloth from there. She folded it diagnally, and skipped right back up to Sal. "I think it's time to go night night!" She then proceeded to tie the cloth around Sal's eyes.
Satisfied, she gave Sal the bird, and asked, "How many fingers am I holding up?"