Project Chaos Redux

Did the Army like...section me or something? What's with the white room and shit?

I didn't make up being stuck in Maine.

Is this because of the fighter jet I drew those obscene pictures with over the no-fly zone?

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I don't understand. What is the meaning of this?

Is this some...dark portkey? Another trap? I thought the War was over.

Did Valentine do this?

Blimey, what the bloody hell is this?

This isn’t Hogwarts.

Can we really go anywhere?

Fuck this shit, I’m going to Hawaii.