"The story got it all wrong!" Hook gestures emphatically with the instrument that gives him his name. Oh, how he rues the day he talked to that Barrie fellow. "That boy was a blackguard, a base thief, a no good rotten scoundrel! And, I, well, I am a privateer in service to the crown!" Okay, he's blatantly lying now, but he's damn good at it.