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Entry tags: | !daily prophet, !date: 1997 - december, rita skeeter |
The Daily Prophet:: 15 December 1997
FRONT PAGE
Undesirables Missing from School
Rita Skeeter
As if the break-out from Azkaban wasn't bad enough, Undesirables 1, 2, 3 - That is, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, respectively - have been missing from Hogwarts for only Merlin knows how long. It has been brought to my attention after a post emerged from the journals announcing that due to Hermione Granger's absence, the lovely Miss Pansy Parkinson of Slytherin was to be appointed to the Head Girl position. After a little bit of prying from yours truly, I learned that not only had Hermione Granger gone missing, but also Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.
With their whereabouts unknown, this roving reporter took to the streets to get some answers. One woman in Hogsmeade was all ready packing her things and getting ready to leave on holiday. With panic in her eyes, and her forehead wrought with worry, I was able to speak with Mrs Marie Rutherford before she left, "It's unsettling, that's what it is." Her voice shaky with nerves and her hands wringing around a kerchief, "To think, I moved to Hogsmeade to be safe, but now I learn that three, not one, not two but THREE of the Ministry's top Undesirables are running rampant. I -- I can't stand to stay here. I don't know who I might run into next! Harry Potter needs to be placed in Azkaban, he does. All three of them do, they are terrorizing the streets and sending us all into a panic. My neighbor, the other night swore she saw dementors in her backyard! Dementors. To think! That boy is a menace."
Mrs Rutherford refused to disclose the location of her holiday destination for fear she might become Harry Potter's next victim. Many other people are following suit, and the wanted posters through the Wizarding World do not lie. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley are wanted criminals and should be presumed armed and dangerous. It is with grave seriousness, my dear readers, that I must warn you; if you see Undesirables 1 through 3 anywhere in your neighborhood, it would behoove you to seek safety and contact the proper authorities. They are not to be approached under any circumstances, and you should not take it upon yourselves to detain them. Anyone caught harboring fugitives will be persecuted accordingly. Do not underestimate these three Undesirables, they have orchestrated one of the biggest outbreaks in Azkaban history, releasing numerous criminals into the public and also managing to control the dementors as well.
With that being said, I would like to end on a good note. A congratulation is being extended to Miss Pansy Parkinson in her promotion to Head Girl at Hogwarts. Let's hope this is the change that Hogwarts needs to start moving in the right direction. Congratulations!