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Entry tags: | !date: 1997 - december, !the quibbler, xenophilius lovegood |
The Quibbler: 13 December 1997
PAGE ONE
No Werewolves in Kent
Xenophilius Lovegood
A werewolf attack is a terrible, horrible accidental tragedy--but what isn’t an accident (but tragic all the same) is the fabrication of a werewolf attack. No word yet on whether there were muggles attacked in Derbyshire but we can report that there were no Ministry officials injured or murdered in Kent. In fact, our sources say, there was exactly no evidence of werewolf activity in Kent whatsoever.
In fact, an individual who would like to remain anonymous--but who works within the Ministry’s DRCMC has even gone so far as to report to The Quibbler that there does not seem to be anyone missing from the department or any official record of werewolf sightings or the dispatch of officers on the particular night in question.
What does this mean? It means, quite simply, that the Daily Prophet cannot be trusted. They’re spreading lies to push their own agendas. Why on earth should we think that there was so much as a snout in Kent when they’re trying to sell us that Harry Potter broke Death Eaters from Azkaban? Ask yourself that! Honestly! It’s as bleeding ridiculous as a hippogriff with a haircut.