Well damn, this ain't San Angeles. Goddamn that place was fucking annoying! People too mellow, nice, uptight, and "what's your boggle" bullshit. But no matter, Simon Phoenix is here to PLAY!
And I'm fucking rich? Hot damn, and didn't even need to rob a motherfucker to get it. Shiiiit, home dog! Must have done something GOOD in a previous life! No idea what it was. Anyone seen a John Spartan? Tell him I'm fucking waiting.