Eliot + Matt
The whole thing tends to grate on my nerves, and I've already had a shit day, so I think I'm just going to hide in my room for the evening and nurse a bottle of Jack while I listen to podcasts.
Or maybe I'll find some criminals to teach the error of their ways.
Could go either way.
Sincerely, though, I hope you enjoy your evening and find something fun to do with like-minded people.