This makes you some weird version of my uncle. Step-uncle? Alternate-universe-step-uncle?
Anyway hi, I'm Lila. Clint is my dad in my universe and my sorta dad in this universe, it's confusing. He's my guardian, let's go with that. And he married your brother. So...stepdadish. Ben here is first of all alive, that's important, and also sixteen. And sorta my boyfriend, let's make things more complicated. And Allison works at the science center place so field trips.
So right, yeah hi, welcome, I'm basically a Hargreeves at this point!