So, long story that you may or may not believe depending on where you're from. When you went to bed last night, you were a superhero known as Squirrel Girl. You're part squirrel, giving you squirrel like features and abilities and the ability to converse with squirrels. They tend to come into the apartment you share with myself and my friend Thor as your friends. I'm sure if you ask nicely, they'll leave for now until you're back home to where ever you were before.