Next Gen: Hope Adiyodi-Wicker (backdated to June 18)
Did you or your loved one get caught up in the surprise squall this afternoon?
If so, you may be entitled to no financial compensation, because me and my brother (@koll thorson) really just have what the government officials gave us.
But we can offer our apologies instead!
[Julia/Thor/Koll]
Dear Mom and Koll's Dad,
Congratulations! It's an all-grown-up girl child and a boy child who is probably a HUGE surprise.
We're rooming together, if you want to drop by. I would suggest leaving baby-me at home, since temporal paradoxes would likely suck. Or maybe we can grab food soon, once you've wrapped your brains around our existence.
Love, Hope A-W (and Koll)
P.S. — Trust me, this is just as weird for us as it is for you.