Celandine's Chronicle (celandineb) wrote in cels_fic_haven, @ 2010-12-24 10:04:00 |
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Entry tags: | potc drabbles elizabeth/jack/will |
PotC drabble: The Way to a Man's Heart [Elizabeth/(Will) + Jack, general]
Title: The Way to a Man's Heart
Author: celandineb
Fandom: PotC
Pairing: Elizabeth/[Will], plus Jack
Rating: general
Length: 200 words
Summary: Jack has a suggestion for Elizabeth, about Will.
Note: For geek_mama_2, who wanted Jack, Will/Elizabeth, prompt "Christmas Pudding".
"The old saying is true: the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and I don't mean with pistol shot," said Jack, his boots firmly planted on Elizabeth's kitchen table.
She glared at him. "Just what are you trying to imply?" Cookery had never been one of her talents.
Jack gave her a lazy grin. "Nothing, love. I merely suggest that when bonny Will comes back after his ten years, he would doubtless be appreciative if you spread out for him a fine table, as well as yourself."
Elizabeth was used to such lewd innuendos. "I suppose you think a woman must cook well?"
He shrugged. "It is a useful skill, one which I've acquired. I'm offering to share my hard won knowledge." He rose and began to rummage through her cupboards. "Raisins, spices, yes, I could easily teach you how to make a Christmas pudding."
"And what is the catch to this fine offer?" asked Elizabeth.
"No catch." Jack feigned hurt at her mistrust. "Why should there be? I only ask that when you prepare your pudding and serve it to dear Will, that you save a piece for me, and mind you don't omit the rum."