Little did everyone know that included in the already incredibly gracious Cedar Wells welcome package was a free (and mandatory) course in Dendrology.
Yes, I had to google that. Learning is fun! Side effects may include occasional blackouts.
[Jared]
Mandatory bff check-in. Did you get the sippy-cup labeled ADULT BEVERAGE that I left for you? It took a certain amount of recon, considering I had to watch and see which apartment was yours. But, hey, no sweat for investigator chick.