I have a friend. Told you, his name is Hobbes. If you mean other human friends... I'm not really a big fan. Susie's not here, so I'm good with Hobbes.
He can be pretty ferocious. When I was younger I used to have to sneak into the house after school so that he wouldn't pounce me on the front steps. Sometimes I could get him to take my baths for me, but I'd have to pay him and my allowance stopped covering it.