I'm Calvin. I was supposed to introduce myself yesterday, but I wasn't done drawing myself yet. The drawing is so you know what I look like, obviously. Except I don't have blond hair anymore. Hobbes just likes it best when I draw my hair blond.
I'm seventeen. Hi.
This is Hobbes. Hobbes is my pet tiger. Don't touch him. He probably won't like you, but he wanted me to introduce him anyway. Really, he just likes when I draw him.