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Tweak says, "5, 6... grab your crucifix"

ohcheckers (ohcheckers) wrote in cassadagarpg,
@ 2010-09-22 14:28:00

Entry tags:

bryan 'checkers' mensfield, eric claybourne

Who: Eric and Checkers
What: Watching Tyra
When: Early afternoon
Where: Front room of the Belfry
Rating: TBD, but lowish I'm sure
Status: Incomplete

After work today, Checkers had naturally brought home food. He'd not bothered to remove his work clothes as he flopped on their sofa with their fat basset hound staring up at him with drippy-sad basset eyes. Checkers gave Jack the Ripper a scratch behind his heavy, floppy ears with the tips of his fingers, then dug into his bag for one of the burgers. The dog lifted his head and licked his chops.

"No, I don't think so," he told Jack the Ripper as he switched on the Tyra show and opened his laptop to see who was on. Not many people. Just Eric, mostly whom he invited to watch Tyra with him. Tyra had lost a lot of weight. It wasn't that Checkers preferred larger women, but now Tyra sort of resembled a yield sign in the face and she was blabbering on about how people shouldn't smoke marijuana.

"Maybe you shouldn't snort cocaine," he told the television. "Maybe you'd look more human!" He tossed a fry at the screen. It barely thunked against the glass, then landed on the hard wood floor. Jack the Ripper got up to gobble it from where it lay, then sniffed the area as if more magic french fries would fall from the sky.

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	grimlyfiendish 2010-09-22 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Eric watched the whole spectacle unfold, snickering the whole time. Oh, this was pure brilliance. Just watching the people on the television's reactions made it even funnier. His eyes widened, however, when he saw what happened after Checkers dropped the f-word. "What's up?" he asked his friend, a bit nervous now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ohcheckers
2010-09-22 09:41 pm UTC (link)

"I don't know, but I hope they arrest me." Not really. Jail sucked. "I wonder if it'll make the news?" That part would be awesome and people might even rally enough money together to bail him out of jail. What a world. Couldn't even say 'fuck' whenever you wanted to. Absurd.

Finally, someone answered the line.

"Hello? ...Against the law? Is it? ...Oh, I had no idea." Of course he did. Everyone knew you couldn't say 'fuck' on national television. "Yes, sir. No, it won't happen again."

Then, his real name was taken, as well as his phone number and address. All this over a silly word.

"Yes, sir," he said. "Thank you, sir." Then, just before he hung up, he said, "Go fuck yourself." Then he hung up.

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grimlyfiendish
2010-09-22 10:22 pm UTC (link)

Eric began to wave his hands frantically, trying to indicate that Checkers should hang up the phone, but then someone was on the line and it was too late.

He listened to the one side of the conversation that he could hear, thinking that the censors all needed to get lives, and started laughing again when Check said to fuck off. That was perfect.

"Do you think they'll try to fine you?" he asked, since he knew FCC fines could get ridiculously high. He just didn't want Check to have to go through all that if he didn't have to, really.

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	ohcheckers 2010-09-22 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	"Definitely." Getting fined for a word that he used all the time was ludicrous to Checkers, but if they wanted to charge him, he was going to let them. That didn't mean he was going to pay it, though. For now, he leaned back and started on his burger again without a care in the world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

grimlyfiendish
2010-09-22 10:35 pm UTC (link)

Eric, however, was a bit worried for Checkers. He didn't want to see his friend get tossed into jail for not paying, especially since it was for something that he didn't consider an actual crime. The government was so stupid sometimes.

Picking up his own burger again, he took a bite, then leaned his head against Check's shoulder. "That was awesome, though! Did you see their faces?" Because after all, that was the point really.

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ohcheckers
2010-09-22 10:43 pm UTC (link)

As if Checkers couldn't tell that it troubled his friend. He put his burger aside where Jack the Ripper eyed it, then scooted over to Eric and put his arms around narrow, silly shoulders and he buried his fingers into even sillier hair.

"Now you stop being so silly," he warned of even more silly. "If I get in trouble for sayin' fuck, then it's been a long time coming anyway. Don't go worrying about it, okay? Ole Check's got it in the bag." Not really, but anything to make Eric not worry too much.

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	grimlyfiendish 2010-09-23 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Eric wasn't certain that Checkers had it 'in the bag', but he knew to drop it. He figured he'd do some card readings later to ease his mind, so he put the thought of Check getting into trouble aside for now. "Okay," he finally said, his own thin arms wrapping around Check's waist. "No matter what, we'll get through it, we always do." And he truly believed those words. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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