In case you're thinking of throwing a party to celebrate the return of electricity, don't forget your...
This is the single greatest marketing campaign of our time.
I'm glad my fridge was pathetically empty of all perishables, but I'm concerned to learn that my life is basically empty without Netflix. This was a real wake-up call. It's time to invest in a dozen power packs and an emergency wifi hotspot. I'll never have to entertain myself again.
And just as a reminder: now is the best possible time to throw your trash into your neighbor's yard and claim it was the storm. Act quickly.