Carry On Network Comm

So many good things happening right now. Company is doing great. A whole floor of cancer patients are cleared out thanks to me. Um, not dead. They're healed.

Also, due to the birthday a while back? Maggie Simpson is 18, legal, officially an adult. Suck on that, Kurt Which, as we know, many doors open when you reach adulthood. Future can only get brighter from here.

But mainly, my birthday is soon. Thinking of having a party at my place on June 6th, at 6pm. May be open invitation, gifts optional. Still working on details and will update later. I do know one thing I love on this occasion.. birthday sex. Which means Bart is going to have a very, very good time that night. Actually, thinking I might go tap that fine ass right now

[Bart/Damien]

Hey, sweetie? Got a proposition for our birthday party. Orgy. Of course, me and you don't have to participate. It's mostly for the other party guests to enjoy with each other - and maybe Drew too. And I'd get a rush from all that sinning going on so close to me. Maybe you and me can even watch it while we do our own naughty fun.

Motherfucker. Someone wants to rob me?! Anybody sees a blue Corvette, it's mine.

In the meantime, I've got guns I know how to use.

Need cash. You need something hacked, I'm your man. Prices will be discussed with serious customers.

Draco is the worst gift giver. Especially when I'm having his baby.

Worst. Valentines. Day. Ever.

I'm turning eighteen! Party next weekend, at my house!

Presents if you really want to get me one, but not required!

2014?! I lost SEVEN YEARS?! WHAT IS CLARY GOING TO THINK?!

SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!

So, I got fired from my theater job. It's humiliating too, I was in charge of handing out playbills.

It's because I turned down my boss, he kept hitting on me. I have Maxxi. Finn wants me to turn him in. So does Rachel. And oddly, Santana. I know I should, but it's not worth it.

I'd rather sing. Or write. I can get another crappy part time job.

We found Cujo, and he was chewing my shoes!!!

I am not happy. It took forever to find them!

So, I need some sex release. My husband isn't here.

Anyone want to fit the bill?

I need to get laid. Like, now. And some weed.

Where's my stupid deeper? Ugh.

I just saved Russell. What the fuck am I doing in 2014?

Fuck. I was so drunk last night..

Forgot where I parked my wheels.

So, our dog got loose. I am not surprised. Dad named him after Cujo.

If you see a lost dog, let us know.

I can't get through this homework! It's just too much.

And Juggie is no help.

I'm out of noodles. How can I have buttered noodles?

Not even sure if the store closest will have any.

I was supposed to meet Blaine! He's gonna be worried.

Anyone seen a St Bernard dog? My son talked my husband and I into getting a dog.

Cujo (my husband insisted) seems to enjoy testing his limits. He does have a collar, and is still a puppy. He escaped from the backyard. We live in the suburbs in Lawrence, our neighborhood isn't big. He likes to trample flower beds, if yours has been attacked, it might have been Cujo.

Can.... Can someone call 911.... Please.

I was.... I was dreaming about.. .

How'd I get four years in the future?