Canon Towers

The only sport worth watching in town is the Roller Derby, and the only team worth backing is the Canon Ball Crushers. Coached by the one and only Tank Girl, the team has a wining streak a mile long, even though they don't mind if they end up numero dos. Rink Rash is sexy, the occasional black eye is easily explained away by showing off the team patch. Fresh meat tryouts are every six months. Season ticket holders get a seat at every game and a kiss from the winning team after every bout.

The Rinkydink is also open every Friday through to Sunday all day for free skate, and Friday and Saturday evenings there is a roller disco - 80s music only. It's in an old warehouse down near the beach, just off the Boardwalk.

Coach: Tank Girl	Ref: Vacant	Jammer: Max Guevara	Blocker: Helena Campbell
Blocker: Merida DunBroch	Blocker: Ramona Flowers	Blocker: Vacant	Announcer: Beetlegeuse