did you get my little present? i think you did but you don't want to tell your old man and that's fine! that's cool! however, don't expect me to shit out another feather just so you can tote it around like it's the ark of the covenant to all of your friends. i did that while cruising along the jersey shore and let's just say that connie salami can't take a hint. anyway, enough about me. how are you cain my boy? have you decided to drop the greek (like she's hot) and her heathen pantheon that will burn in the fiery pits of HELfjnhjvfbnj sorry, the big guy got his spirit fingers on my phone for a sec. wow awkward uh i miss you and i can't wait to see you on parents day! one of them is false btw
ps. say shalom to little ariel for me! pps. 99 demons but a bitch aint one. ppps. your mother says shalom as well.