Patience Kowalski (eternalpatience) wrote in btvsal, @ 2010-06-05 12:33:00 |
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Pregnancy Does Funny Things To A Woman
Who: Pat and Patience
Where: Their house
When: Tuesday, June 1st
Patience? Hated her mun! right now, she really did. Not only did she have two unfinished scenes where she got no action (one of which was a potential threesome! Hello mun! Ya alive or what?), but she was also pregnant and antsy as hell. She literally couldn't sit still to save herself, even if, occasionally, her ankles hated her for it (swollen ankles? Not attractive or very comfortable, thank you very much). Today was her day off and while she appreciated it every so often, she just couldn't figure what to do with herself. So, she was just puttering around, clad in denim short-shorts and an over-sized dress shirt, she wondered if taking Beast for a walk would calm her down, at all…
Luckily, both Pat AND his mun found her ridiculously attractive, no matter the changes in her body. He had more or less cleared his entire day so that he could both spend time with his wife... and keep an eye on her. Walking into the room with a yawn (he'd slept in, what of it?), he'd thrown on just a pair of jeans, and almost laughed when he saw the look on her face.
"I know that look. That's Bored!Patience. That when you're bored... Things usually end hilariously."
She scowled at him cutely, and then flailed. Yes, that's right. Patience McConnell was in John Cleese territory here. "I'm glad you at least find my situation amusing. I love our boy, I do, but I swear I've never been hornier, or" sicker she thought, but quickly substituted with: "energetic in my life. And poke fun all you want, Patrick McConnell, but remember where you get your sugar from," she warned him. Sugar, really? Well, she was trying to censor herself for the baby. Let's see how long that lasts, mm?
"Your situation? Not funny. The way it's frustrating the HELL out of you? Very funny." He walked over to her, giving her a playful smooch on top of the head. "And I'm well aware of where I get my 'sugar' from, thanks." He chortled, rolling his eyes sweetly.
"Ugh," was her very astute reply. She punched him in the arm, but it had no real 'oomph' behind it and she was soon smirking at him. "Just remember, you've got two more months of this to live with, you might not find it so funny then," she warned. Antsy to teasing in 2.5 seconds? Let's just say, Pat had skill when it came to calming her down, and leave it at that.
"Sweetheart? As long as you're HERE? I don't care what kind of mood you're in. And we'll leave it at that." Aww. "Ben got either CJ or Nevada to cover your shift, I take it?"
She visibly melted at that. "Probably both of 'em. Love 'em to death, but they are nooo way as skilled as I am." Where did this ego of Patience's' come from, hm?
"I'm sure. In many, many ways. Although I WOULD be interested in seeing some of CJ's 'skills'..." He teased, pulling her in for a hug.
"So would I," she purred, before pressing up on her tippy-toes to give him a kiss. Hmm, she hadn’t done that in what, 30 minutes? Bad Patience, bad!
"You're awesome, you know that?" He laughed, shaking his head and kissing her again with a wink. "Is there anyone there that you DON'T flirt with?"
Bless her; she had to think about that. "Not that I can think of right now," she admitted. "Give me time, though. I'm sure someone will come to mind," she added with a snarky grin, before pushing him back on the couch and (remarkably) straddling his lap.
"Now, see, this? Is what I love about you. You see what you want and you take it." He was trying to stay cool here, but damn, she still just drove him CRAZY when she took control like this.
"I try. You make it incredibly hard, sometimes," she added with a cheeky grin, squirming in his lap.
"Actually, YOU make it incredibly hard. Like you're doing right now." He winked with a laugh, slapping her with a stinging crack on the side of the ass.
"Can't help it," she grinned, rocking against him. "You're just a horrible influence on me, what can I say?"