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Alas poor Yorick
We'd managed to sneak into the temple under cover of darkness and sewage. Once inside we'd steadily crept toward the grandest of the spires where the clerics held their most sacred texts. Angel had steadily managed to silently dispatch the few sentries we'd run across. Thus far the Groosalug's intel hadn't failed us. Picking the lock on a door we slipped inside the library, and I immediately began searching out the portal opening book we needed.
Unfortunately the moment I began reading the rather lengthy page needed to open our portal we were set upon by guards. "Angel! Two behind you!" Pausing me reading for a moment I swore and began again. The next time he needed my help I simply continued reading and fired a three round burst into the chest of the sword wielding guard running toward Angel.
A moment later the portal roared into existence, filling the room with a powerful glow. Angel seemed hesitant, however I was in no mood to waste time. "Move it vampire!" Wrapped the chain around our wrist and leaped.
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"Is that a vampire pinata?" Laying on a rather uncomfortable wooden floor I wonder if we've ended up in some strange world where I'm surrounded by a forest of legs.
"I think so. But the view in grass skirt world is pretty nice." Angel sounds as out of it as I feel.
"Hey! This isn't look up Cordy's dress night!" Turning my head my eyes finally adjust as I take in the sight of Cordelia in a grass skirt and coconut bra looking down at us. Along with Dawn, Spike, and several others. Since they all seem to be waiting for me to say something a bit more profound I take a moment.
"Ta da."