"You love me because I'm gorgeous, smart, eloquent, understand you and give great head." James grinned, before closing his arms around Sirius' neck and kissing him. "I love you, too, and I promise never to let you guess anything." Sirius was the one person who got to hear all of his secrets without nagging or prodding.
He snorted. "You three are boring and prudes. I'm not sure you have any room to talk, though. We might have told someone that their mother gave great head, but at least we didn't want to kill each other. Sexual insults are not worse than murder."
Looking at Sirius he nodded toward the tree. "So should we help? We can stick to the gold, non girlish ones, because no matter what Remus says purple is too much like pink and we don't do blue balls."